2. Go to the freaking bathroom before you board (Yea he just got up to go do drugs or piss not sure). Come on, do not take a # 2 on an airplane the vent at 37,000 feet sucks! Yep he's tripping out more it was drugs..
3. Don't piss off the flight attendant just because you can't wait to get your next high! They aren't opposed to spitting in your drink.
4. Do NOT mug down the whole entire flight it's just nasty! No one wants to see how long you can hold your breath while your tongue is down some douche bags mouth!
5. Bounce in your seat like a five year old...shaking my tray and spilling my $5 drink will get your ass kicked.
6. Keep looking back in paranoia like U.S Marshals are coming after you is also not necessary. O my bad she was keeping track of the flight attendant to get them their 6 drink! Which leads me to # 7
7. Alcohol at 37,000 feet For some reason will get you hammered a lot quicker so slowdown and don't make an ass of you self for this hour and half flight.
8. Taking cheesy pics of themselves now... Must be their first flight shaaa.
9. PS. They smell like ass. O got it she just got up to go to the bathroom. She Either shorted or Drugs again?
10. She's freaking bouncing again!!! Grrr It was drugs.
Why am numbering everything? Shi# she kee¥s boun*ci
- The Bayou Beat From flight 38
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